Richard Cheese — Y-O-D-A

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I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah
Where it bubbles all the time
Like a giant, carbonated soda
S-O-D-A, soda
I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name, and in a raspy voice he said
«Yoda»
Y-O-D-A Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo-Yoda
Do Bobby!
Yeah!
Well I’ve been around but I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a Muppet but he’s wrinkled and green
Oh my Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda
Isn’t that marvelous? That is a wonderful standard written by Jedi Master «Weird Al» Yankovic, and I have a surprise for you, he is sitting right over
there!
Hey, Al! Is that… are you sitting with Captain Phasma? Wow, she’s so shiny!
Al, I hope you have plenty of Turtle Wax chrome polish back in the hotel,
thank you
Okay, who brought the wampa?