Eminem — Groundhog Day
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[Intro]
«What is a nightmare?
The dictionary tells us it is a terrifying dream, a nightmare»
[Verse 1]
I used to think I had bad luck, but I wasn’t superstitious
’til one day I grew suspicious, when I stepped on a crack
On Aunt Edna’s stoop and got pooped on by a group of stupid pigeons
Then we flew the coop to Michigan to start a new be-ditching
Missouri from Michigan didn’t work, so we moved
Back to Missouri from Michigan, from Missouri back to Michigan
Someone put me out my misery, I can’t do this again
Mom, please stick to a decision, discipline, last thing I wanna do is listen
She’s like Lex Luthor, bitch, her rules are Krypton-
-ite to the walls and I’ve lost my power to see through them bitches
But I run into ’em, running through the kitchen
Pretending to be blind Superman, cause I had no supervision
But I did have a super power though, I could turn into invisible kid
Disappear out of sight, like a true magician
And one day Uncle Ronnie brought over this new, but different
Music into the picture and it became my new religion
[Interlude]
«I remember it clearly, even today»
[Verse 2]
Move back to Michigan again, to live with my Grandma Nan
Always itching for something to do
Was flipping through the radio stations one day and discovered
This DJ who was mixing, I say it to this day, if you ain’t listened
To the Wizzard, you ain’t have a fucking clue what you was missing
I’d zone out with my headphones, all I remember doing’s wishing for shoes
Fuck them stupid Pumas bitch, it’s all about them new edition Troops
You get them LL Cool J cooling system
Think I finally maneuvered to 8 Mile and Hoover
And somehow I saw my future is in this, that’s how I know my mission
Little boom box booming, spitting, practicing numerous writtens
When I sit in my room envisioning my dreams come to fruition
I remember Proof would visit, couldn’t wait to play him my new shit
He’d go cuckoo ballistic, go through the roof for his shit
It’s like we knew the instant, we touched a mic that both of us
Too existed to do this shit, never quit, too persistent
[Interlude]
«We are the underground empire»
[Verse 3]
Started a group of misfits, Proof had a proposition
If we all band together, there ain’t no stopping this shit
Come up with aliases, bipolar opposites and
Be ready to come off the top as sharp precision
If you got dissed at the Shop, cause if they caught you slipping
They’d take your spot if someone got to ripping you
And you forgot your written
Opportunity knocks once, it ain’t knocking again
It tried ding-dong ditching shit
I fucking got that bitch in a headlock, cut off his oxygen Slim
It’s not budging, like cocksucking cynderblocks in the wind
Now I got a pot to piss in
Spot in that top position, kopping over the opposition
Looking like a dog that’s pissing, leg up on the competition
Promising complete dominance, Sugar Ray Robinson
I’m in a league Muhammad’s in, Ali’s my colleague bombing ’em
Probably end up on top of ’em, stomping ’em like Ndamukong
I’m Russian like a Ukrainian, LaDainian Tomlinson
Flow vomits in your face, competitors fall at my waist
You spit a rhyme, I spit in a rhyme’s face
So name the time, place to battle bitch, I’m still in that mind state
Don’t make me step on you and make you wine grapes
Cry babies, maybe my way that I use words is loose
But you turds better be careful how you choose yours
Cause feelings scar, but egos bruise worse
And the truth hurts, shit no wonder you’re sore losers
Now where’s your poo birds, ooh
No more tripping in bird shit, songs of self-empowerment surging
Words of encouragement, but discouraging the rappers
The Rap Game’s God, but the name’s not James Todd, I’m just a wordsmith
So let these words lift, cause all I got is bars
For you dumbbells, since yours ain’t working out
Each verse is more merciless than the first is, and you ain’t got to wear
No shoes and shirt in this bitch to get served, bloodthirst revenge of the nerds
[Interlude]
«They will not escape my vengeance»
[Verse 4]
And I’m the kid with them ears like Dumbo’s gone
Word to Uncle Ron, I’m turning into a non-humble Don
You blind dumb hoes, all I got is dick for you to come blow on
So start the show, but I need a drum roll ‘fore I go on
Better back away from the front row, get lunched, show you I’m
Bigger than Dikembe Mutumbo on the fucking Jumbotron
I’m a juggernaut, you do not wanna rumble, you bomboclat
I’ll leave you stretched out, like a fucking yawn
So mow the fucking lawn, your asses are blades of grass
And I’m fucking up this whole landscape of rap
The GOAT just ate eight acres, an eighth of that
Was just to make a path and take it straight to your favorite rapper
Oh look, my notebook looks smoke cooked
Like the flow stood a foot over the flame on the stove
Soot, charred debris floating like Oakwood
Was burning, return of the no good and I won’t quit
[Interlude]
«And the next thing I know something came crawling up from below
Something that made Godzilla look like a plane»
[Hook]
And I don’t quit, won’t change, it’s like a Groundhog’s Day
So crowd around y’all, cause you may, see if I popped your head
[Bridge]
I’m a monster… I’mma turn into a monster
I’m a monster with my dick in your mouth all day!
[Outro]
«I’m not so sure I want to know from whence it came
But the white flesh creature’s trail is easily followed
There, before that shimmering veil of light, the ivory skin slug thing»
