eleventyseven — Evil Genius

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Out in the hallway
I said «Hello, the dance is this Friday, do you wanna go?»
«Probably not,» she promptly replied,
«But kudos for asking, you’re such a nice guy»

Yeah, I should’ve known
I’d end up at home
Watching my Star Wars box trilogy
But here is the truth
If she only knew
That I’ve got a secret she’d never believe

Kelly doesn’t know that I’m an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she’ll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels

Down in the basement, I wish she could see
The monkeys I’ve altered genetically
And all of my plans to make a home on the moon
Its not quite completed, but its coming soon

When I fall asleep all I do is dream
Of candle-lit dates in the laboratory
And when I’m awake its hard to concentrate
On the assembly of my robot army

Kelly doesn’t know that I’m an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And she’ll never know that
We can take over the world
With cyborg robot squirrels
With cyborg robot squirrels

I worked up the nerve to go to the dance
There’s no reason I couldn’t give it a chance
I walked through the door and what should I see
But it was Kelly staring back at me

And she said,
«I’ve always wanted to be a mad professor,
With a bottlednosed dolphin I could name Sylvester
If that’s the kind of thing your into I’m your girl»

‘Cause I’ve been looking for an evil genius
With a side-kick dog named Grover Cleveland
And now that I found you
We can take over the world
With Cyborg Robot squirrels
With Cyborg Robot Squirrels