Dropkick Murphys — Who Is Who

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I play in a band
We’re the best in the land
We’re big in both Chelsea and France
I play one mean guitar and then score at the bar
There’s a line of chicks looking for their chance
So come on now honeys, I’ll make you feel pretty
These other gals mean nothing to me
Let’s finish these drinks and be gone for the night
‘Cause I’m more than a handful you’ll see

So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I can bench press a car
I’m an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard and Yale
Girls just can’t keep up
I’m a real love machine
I’ve had far better sex while in jail
I designed the Sears Tower
I make two grand an hour
I cook the world’s best duck flambe
I’ll take the pick of the litter
Girls jockey for me
I don’t need these lines to get laid

So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I’m the man of the night
A real ladies delight
See, my figure was chiseled from stone
One more for the gal then I’ll escort her home
Come last call, I’m never alone
I have a house on the hill with a red water bed
That puts Hugh Hefner’s mansion to shame
With girls by the pool and Italian sports cars
I’m just here in this dump for the game

So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round

I’m a pitiful sight
And I ain’t all that bright
I’m definitly not chiseled from stone
I’m a cheat and a liar, no women’s desire
I’ll probably die cold and alone
But just give me a chance
‘Cause deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold
I’m a monoganous man
No more one night stands
Come on, honey, let me take you home

So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers
And I only bought her one round

One round

So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round
So kiss me, I’m shitfaced
And I’m soaked and I’m soiled and brown
In the trousers, she kissed me
And I only bought her one round