Alex Brightman, Kerry Butler, Rob McClure — The Whole «Being Dead» Thing, Pt. 2

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Ready? Okay!
Hi! I’ll be your guide
I’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side
Don’t go to the Netherworld-

Netherworld?

Did I say Netherworld? Never mind
I’m the B-to-the-double-E-J-F-U
And Jesus, I can’t spell

Hi! He’ll be your guide
He’ll be your G-U-I-D-E to the other side

Let’s all get naked!

No!

Eh, worth a try
I’m the B-to-the-double-E-T-L-E to the J-U-I-C-E

What is happening?

I understand it’s a lot to process
But
The good news is you and your spouse
Died in your own house
That gives you clout
That means the two of you should stick around

Lucky for you I dropped by
Yeah, you seem like nice guys
A little on the Pottery Barn and dry white wine side

As for me, I’ve been scaring for millennia
I’m the bio-exorcist
Giving houses enemas
Push out all the breathers
You can pray at ease
Just stick with me
I’m like a ghost-zombie Jesus

Ghost-zombie Jesus!

And I do it for the love of it
Money? Ah, who gives a shit
I think we’re a perfect fit
Come on, let’s make out a bit

Yeah!
Dead!

It’s the perfect day to die
‘Cause this guy happened to be passing by
To give you control of your soul
For the whole «being dead» thing

The whole «being dead» thing!
Oh yeah!