Tenacious D — Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

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[Beelz]
I am complete!

[Jack & Kage]
Fu-uuck

[Beelz]
Yes, you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I’m complete
And my cock you will suck
This world will be mine
And you’re first in line
You brought me the pick
And now you shall both die

[Jack]
Wait, wait
Wait you motherfucker
We challenge you to a rock-off
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz]
Fuck, fuck
Fuuuuuuck
The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What’s the catch?

[Jack]
If we win
You must take your sorry ass back to Hell
And also, you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz]
And what if I win?

[Jack & (Kage)]
Then you can take Kage back to Hell…
(What?)
Trust me Kage, it’s the only way
(What the fuck are you talking about?)
To be your little bitch

[Beelz]
Fine
Let the rock-off begin
Aahahahahahaaa!
I’m the Devil
I love Metal
Check this riff
It’s fucking tasty
I’m the Devil, I can do what I want
Whatever I’ve got I’m gonna flaunt
There’s never been a rock-off
That I’ve ever lost
I can’t wait to take Kage back to Hell
I’m gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I’ll make him squeal
Like my Scarlet Pimpernel

[Jack & (Kage)]
Noooooo!
Come on Kage, bring the thunder
(There’s just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece)
Listen to me
(He rocks too hard
Because he’s not a mortal man)
Goddammit, Kage!
He gonna make you his sex slave
You’re gonna gargle Mayonnaise
(No)
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam
(Dude, we’ve been through so much shit)
Deactivated lasers with my dick
Now it’s time to blow this fucker down!
Come on, Kage
Now it’s time to blow doors down
(I hear you Jables
Now it’s time to blow doors down)
Light up the stage
‘Cause it’s time for a showdown
(We’ll bend you over
Then we’ll take you to brown town)
Now we’ve got to blow this fucker down
(He’s gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down)
Come on Kage
‘Cause it’s time to blow doors down
(Oooh, we’ll piledrive ya
It’s time for the smackdown)
Hey Antichrister
Beelzeboss
We know your weakness
Our Rocket Sauce
We rock the Casbah
And blow your mind
We will defeat you
For all mankind
You hold the scepter
We hold the key
You are the Devil
We are the D!
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D
We are the D

[Beelz]
You guys are fuckin’ lame
Come on Kage, you’re coming with me
Taste my lightning fucker

[Jack]
NOOO!

[Beelz]
Ow! Fuck
My fuckin’ horn
Oh no

[Jack]
From whence you came
You shall remain
Until you are complete again

[Beelz]
Nooooooo!
Fuck you, Kage
And fuck you, Jables
I’ll get you Tenacious D