Elton John — Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who’d Be A Turkey At Christmas)

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Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand,
Oh I’ve had a few too many and it’s getting hard to stand,
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace,
I must be going crazy or the brandy’s won the race.

And I keep hearing
Ho ho ho, guess who’s here,
Your fat and jolly friend draws near,
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise,
The bearded weirdy’s just arrived. [2x]

On my roof there’s snorting sounds, and bells inside my head,
My vision’s blurred with colour, and all I see is red,
There’s a pair of large-size wellies coming down my flue,
And the smell of burning rubber, oh, is filling up the room.

And I keep hearing
Ho ho ho, guess who’s here,
Your fat and jolly friend draws near,
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise,
The bearded weirdy’s just arrived. [2x]

And here he comes now…

[Drunken guests are roaring, making noises, blowing raspberries]

[Chorus is repeating]

Ho ho ho, hee hee hee,
Watford are the team for me!

[In a drunken voice:]
Happy Christmas everybody!