D12 — Bitch

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[Intro: Eminem & Bizarre]
I always got something for the bitches
These bitches always be all, giggling and shit
But they get mad when their favorite song don’t come on in the club
Catch an attitude and shit
So we got one for them, it goes like this

[Verse 1: Eminem]
We wrote a song for the hoes
You like to hear it, here it goes
A little something you probably won’t hear on your radios
So when it comes on in the club it’s one that everyone knows
And if I’m talking too fast it just means you’re listening too slow
And if you listen a little faster maybe you’ll catch up, bitch
Ju jah jah jah dah du ju jah, you just made me mess up, bitch
Blibiri babiler blabber, it don’t matter, I’m just blabbering
Like you understand what I’m saying anyway
I’m just traveling in one ear and I’m out the other
You’re so fucking drunk all you hear is the beat b-b-beat
I could be saying anything, just get your ass on the floor
Wear the same pants that you wore from the day before
Baby and shake that ass like a whore

[Hook: Eminem & Kon Artis]
Yeah, I’m talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah that’s it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, that’s it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch
[Verse 2: Swifty, Eminem]
Tell me that it ain’t no hanging and fuck calling home
Until you look at me, before you answer the phone
When I flee, your ass can get naked and be as free
As you wanna be freak, but I’m taking the key with me
You ain’t gonna get shit, so don’t even ask
Disrespect my wishes bitch I’ll beat your ass
Watch me coming home full, eating half of your doggy bag
And I leave laughing, while you calling me on the rag
I’m the type that might cut off the lights when I hit
And before she cut them on, Kuniva already switched
Your ass ain’t even riding with Swift unless you’re hoeing
When I’m done, I’ll throw you out and ask you where you going

[Verse 3: Bizarre & Eminem]
Ho ain’t the only thing you call a girl:
Slut, Tramp
Oh, how you doing, Sheryl?
Ever since I was eight I been starting to hate
I said fuck the hoes and started eating cheesecake
Scrambled eggs and steak, strawberries and grapes
Damn that sounds great, hold on wait… Bizzy!
Okay back to the bitches, wash the dishes after that
Give me stitches, a fucking half Indian chick, sucked my dick
This time tomorrow, I won’t remember shit
Got respect for a player, got on snoop gators
And they ain’t Now and Laters, bitch
[Hook: Eminem & Kon Artis]
Yeah, I’m talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah that’s it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, that’s it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch

[Verse 4 / Skit: Kon Artis, Kuniva & Woman]
Hey baby, what’s up with you?
Hey..
Ayo, your man here with you?
Nope
Nah, you single, I can tell
You came with them hoes, didn’t you?
Huh?
No, he meant friends girl, excuse him, it’s the liquor
Hahahaha
Ayo, let’s get this party cracking these bitches ain’t got nigga’s
Bitches?
Now you know he didn’t mean that…
Come on, you seen that…
She all whining and shit, get this bitch a Kleenex
What did he say?
Nothing! He said you seem stressed
Naw, you gots big breasts
Huh?
And you wearing your nice dress
Cause I was finna say…
Oh, you wasn’t finna say shit!
Excuse me?!
He said Michael Jackson just got another face lift
Oh…
Dumb hoe!
Nigga?
Noo… Gumbo! He wanna cook it for you tonight
Bitch, what up though
Just fuck for a buck, do something strange for change
Or make me holla for a dolla, just hop in the range
Shh, shit, shut up nigga, no, shut up
Man, fuck both y’all niggas
See I was trying to be polite, stank ass trick
Oh, somebody’s jacking off tonight
[Verse 5: Proof]
Oh you a bitch but don’t choke
I say the same to my Momma
I got Christina, Britney with me
Shit, we banging Madonna
Watch her strip you on that ten bitch ain’t got change for a dollar
Blow your tongue and give this one the mouth you came with a condom
Quick cum is the motto, so just swallow and breathe
Swallow and breathe, now swallow these seeds
I know you mocha lotti Mommies won’t get down on your knees
You want some money honey damn you must be outta your weave
Hit the telly fuck her belly you ain’t gotta go weak
Plus you wanna be a model you need a lot of more sleep
I’m a pimp bitch don’t be shy, show me them big tits
Your lipstick, I want it smeared all on my limp dick
For instance, busting nuts is only my interest
So princess, don’t get your feelings hurt cause men just
Party and bullshit till she gargle and swallow the dick
I’m taking the train to spain, don’t bother calling me, bitch

[Hook: Eminem & Kon Artis]
Yeah, I’m talking to you, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass, bitch
Yeah that’s it, bitch
Yeah, I called you a bitch, bitch
What you going to do about it, bitch?
Sit there and cry like a little bitch, bitch
Get up and dance, bitch
Wiggle that ass bitch
You little trash, bitch
Yeah, that’s it
Yeah, I called you a trash, bitch
Not trailer trash, switch
Take the person you with and exchange partner, bitch

[Outro: Kon Artis & Eminem]
Hahah!
Yeah you heard me bitch, did I stu-stu-stutter stupid?
You ain’t listein to the words of this song anyway
All you do is listen to the beats with your dumbass, bitch!
Dancing, trying to get a nigga money in the club, haha, with your stupid manipular self
We was talking bout you DODO
You, you dumb bitch! YOU! Haha
The one that want a drink and dont want to pay for it
Spend all your money you make all week on that dress
And I spill a drink on it, acting like I’m drunk when I’m not
I’m just tryna fuck! Haha!
I’m just tryna fuck, bitch!
Hahah!
Wooo! D-Twizzy, yeah!
Bitch! Bitch! Bitch!