Bryan «BrySi» Simon — Battlefield 3 Rap

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I’m a noob killer, noob killer
Battlefield 3, roll the dice, pull the trigger
Noob killer, up all night playing Battlefield 3
This is the life of a noob killer, noob killer, noob killer

I’m a noob killer, I got my recon class
You will never see me coming, sniper rifle on my back
Pull the trigger, pop shots, my enemies drop
They send me voicemails «brysi please stop»

Battlefield 3, the best you’ve ever seen
The graphics in this game will have you feeling like a dream
Like you’re david after dentist saying is this real life
You even feel the pain when I cut you with my knife

I first played the beta I was crazy addicted
Brought BF3 home, took the disk out and kissed it
Wiped my kiss off, open the tray, put the disk in
Feeling like a kid on the morning of Christmas

Speaking of Christmas, I’ve got so many ribbons
Need a sheet of paper even to list them
Multikills all day man my skills are ridiculous
Killing Call of Duty noobs like ants in my kitchen

You take a little bit of Halo, a little COD
Mix the two together, and what you get is BF3
You can either run and gun or camp out in the brush
You can even hop into a tank and blow everything up!

But as for me, I’d rather get high, take to the sky
They do not stand a chance when I have em in my sights
Doing barrel rolls, just call me star fox
I hope you brought your parachute cause you’re about to drop

Take a minute, here’s a snickers, stare at the death screen,
Give you time to think about if you wanna leave
Go on and go, maybe you can change squads, join my team
We never see the word LOSE, we’re on a winning spree

Got the laser on my sight, an incredible device
Hey don’t shine it in my face, you are going to hurt my eyes
Stupid noobs, I bet you prefer the flashlight
It’s like a big bright sticker that says «HELLO I WANT TO DIE»

I’ve never seen anything so beautiful,
Cutting edge graphics, spectacular visuals
Colorfully fantastic, take my breath away, asthmatic
The carnage drowned out by tranquility like static

No wonder it’s the game of the year 2011
Collecting awards like they were falling out of heaven
Capturing the essence of war, helping us to remember
The freedom we have so we’ll appreciate better

Thanks Dice, it’s incredible, Frostbite
Taking lighting and audio to brand new heights
And for a theater mode, so we can look back and be like
Check out this sick clip of these noobs, dual knifed

And now I leave you with this, COD players,
Some of you might even be Battlefield haters
If you ever get bored of MW3
Come on over, but be careful, cause you heard about me, I’m a