Dean Martin — Open Up The Doghouse (Two Cats Are Coming In)

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Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over, two cats are coming in

Nat, you look like a man with a story, I sure have
I told my wife we oughta save money, uh huh
That’s the way it’s gotta be, oh, gotta be, gotta be that way
She canceled all her charge accounts, gave all the gold to me

Well, I can’t see what you did wrong
Why was your woman so upset?
Well, I put the money on a horse and he hasn’t showed up yet

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over, two cats are coming in

Well Dean, what’s your problem, huh? Here it is
I gave my wife a beautiful fur coat, you did?
Told her it was genuine mink, rich man
I took her out to show it off

Then we stopped in for a drink, oh, cocktails
Well, I know your wife was really thrilled
How come you two had a spat?
Oh, it’s easy to see, it started to rain, the coat got wet
And mink just don’t smell like that, timber

Open up the doghouse
Open up the doghouse
Rover, Rover, move it over, two cats are coming in

Let’s hear it Nat, you know what, you know what though, what?
There’s just one way to handle a woman
Dean, we just got to treat ’em rough, gotta slap ’em
That’s right, we gotta show ’em who wears the pants

Cut out that sissy, sissy stuff, uh huh
Now it ain’t no use to take abuse
Whenever they are cranky or cross
Let’s put the women in their place
And we’ll show them who’s the boss

Open up the doghouse
Two cats are coming in