Drug Church — Aging Jerk

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The dialogue felt stilted
Full of exposition
I give it a 1 out of 5
The motivation’s muddy
Characters drop in and they drop out
I give it a 2 out of 5
Would watch again
Would watch again
The setting’s unclear
The tone is confused
I give it a 3 out of 5
The pacing’s wrong
With third act problems
I give it a 4 out of 5
What’s worth my time?
What’s worth my time?

Critic’s agree
Great aggregate scores
A modern classic
The fans agree
Great fun at the theater
A blockbuster
The suits agree
Great return on investment
A greenlit sequel
The lead agrees
Great esteem gets piled
An obvious Oscar
The world agrees
Great universal themes
A real piece of art
Deities agree
Great god almighty
A blessing from on high

It’s something to pass some hours
It’s something to eat your day
Something to pass some hours
It’s something to eat your day

The projector’s broken
The screen has stains
I give it 5 out of 5
The popcorn’s burnt
My foot is stuck
I give it 6 out of 5