Richard Cheese — A Medley This Is

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Well, we’re so glad to be back here at Chalman’s Mos Eisley Spaceport Cantina.
I’d like to thank LivePlanet for booking us tonight. Tonight, we actually had
a concert in Alderaan, but it got cancelled. They didn’t tell us why.
And last week, we had to play at this wedding in Naboo. And the couple that
got married, I got to be honest with you, they were annoying. They were really
the worst. And the wedding party too, bunch of weirdos, so annoying.
So meso really happy to be back. Is there anyone. Thanks for flying in for
the show!
How many people came in a starship? Bobby!
Starships were meant to fly
Hands up and touch the sky
Can’t stop cause we’re so high
Let’s do this one more time
Nicki Minaj, what planet did she come from? I bet it has two moons! Boom!
Frank, no rimshot? I think my drummer’s got a bad motivator. Frank,
don’t make me deactivate your paycheck. *rimshot*
Did anyone catch a ride in the Millennium Falcon? Were you… Ridin’ Solo?
I’m putting on my shades
To cover up my eyes
I’m jumpin’ in my ride
I’m heading out tonight
I’m solo, I’m riding solo
I’m riding solo, I’m riding solo, sooloooo
I’m feeling like a star, you can’t stop my shine
I’m loving cloud nine, my head’s in the sky
I’m solo, I’m riding solo
I’m riding solo, I’m riding solo, sooloooo
You know who else is ridin’ solo? Princess Leia! *rimshot*
Thank you, Frank. That’s more like it
Han Solo is the best. By the way, is Greedo here? Hey, Greedo! I think Han is
coming in later. Make sure you shoot first. I’m serious, you’ll thank me later
Bobby, let’s do another song about the Millennium Falcon! Remember that
timewhen they saw the Death Star?
Fly Me To The Moon …
That’s no moon, that’s a space station!
Thank you, try the wamp rat!
Anyway folks, it’s exciting to be on Luke Skywalker’s home planet of Tattooine
There’s an interesting history to Mos Eisley Spaceport. The was founded by two
brothers, the Eisley Brothers. Let’s do some Isley Brothers!
Who’s that lady? Who’s that lady?
Sexy lady, who’s that lady?
Thank you! And speaking of sexy ladies… hi! Hi baby! You are a lady, right?
It’s hard to tell it in here. Listen, after the show, what’d say I come over
and stabilize your rear deflector? *rimshot* Maybe we could lock our S-foils in
attack position? *rimshot* Maybe you could polarize the negative access of my
power coupling? *rimshot*
You know, I was wondering if you can keep up. The Force, it’s got a lot of
power. And it makes me feel like… woo!
Keep on with the force don’t
Don’t stop ’til you get enough
Keep on with the force don’t
Don’t stop ’til you get enough
How about a big round of applause for the Force, right? It surrounds us,
it penetrates us. Sounds like my wedding night. *rimshot* Thanks, Frank.
Impressive
And there is so much happening with the Force, and the Rebellion,
and the Republic, the First Order, and the Resistance… but for me,
ladies and gentlemen, my resistance is love!
Love is our resistance
They’ll keep us apart and they won’t to stop breaking us down
Muse, ladies. But we’d better not get too political. Give an equal time to the
Empire
Have we had any Sith lords landing? I heard Darth Vader just flew in from
Mustafar, and I heard that his arms are… severed. *rimshot* A lot of arm
jokes, tonight. Sorry
Oh, did you hear that? Darth, this one’s for you!
On the dark side, oh yeah
On the dark side, oh no!