Ice Cube — The Shot

[phones ringing, babies crying]

white guy: Hi how ya doin′ ?
nurse: Doctor′s office, could you hold please? Yes sir can I help you?
white guy: Yes I have a four o′clock appointment, I′m here to get my shot.
nurse: Okay, come right with me.
white guy: This isn′t gonna take too long is it?
nurse: Here we are, here have a seat right here.
white guy: Oh great, thanks, thanks.
nurse: The doctor will be right with you, and can I get you anything?
white guy: Uhh maybe a glass of water would be great.
nurse: Okay great.

[door shuts]

white guy: Damn, what is taking so long?

[door creaks open, funky music in the backround]

doctor Ice Cube: Yo wussup?

white guy: Hi how ya doin′ ?
doctor Ice Cube: Alright, let′s see what we got here uhh, Mr. White huh?
white guy: Yes sir that′s me.
doctor Ice Cube: heh, I heard you don′t like shots do ya?
white guy: No I sure don′t.
doctor Ice Cube: Aww you′re a big boy uhh this won′t hurt a bit,
jus′ uhh turn your head…
white guy: Let′s get this over with.

doctor Ice Cube: yeah uhh, rub a little alcohol on there, right here,
for you, and uhh brace yourself!

[click]
[BANG!]