Jordana Bryant — Hot Mess

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My best friend’s boyfriend just proposed to her in Greece
While my last first date made me pay for Uber Eats
I spent seven dollars on a latte that I spilled (Whoops)
I gave too much water to the succulent I killed
I swear to my father that I got it all together
But I probably never will

My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
But at least it’s funny
I’m doin’ my best (Oh)
But I’m one Target run away from runnin’ out of money
Ain’t picture-perfect, but, hey, I’m tryin’
And if the car crashes, least I’m the one drivin’
My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
But I’m thrivin’

Stalked my ex’s Insta, accidentally double-tapped
Matched with my friend on Hinge, freaked out and deleted the app
Made my therapist laugh
My car’s got a couple dents
My phone’s at two percent
And I’m lost without my GPS (Uh-oh)

My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
But at least it’s funny
I’m doin’ my best (Oh)
But I’m one Target run away from runnin’ out of money
Ain’t picture-perfect, but, hey, I’m tryin’
And if the car crashes, least I’m the one drivin’
My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
But I’m thrivin’
I’m thrivin’

Leaving fifteen late on an empty tank
Doin’ makeup while I’m drivin’

My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
But at least it’s funny
I’m doin’ my best (Oh)
But I’m one Target run away from runnin’ out of money
Ain’t picture-perfect, but, hey, I’m tryin’
And if the car crashes, least I’m the one drivin’
My life’s a hot mess (Oh)
N.C.
But I’m thrivin’